Quite possibly, someday, I’ll be ushered into Glory due to an unfortunate slipping-on-a-matchbox-car incident. I have slipped, and caught myself, multiple times…once I stepped off a ladder (in my bare feet, which probably wasn’t smart) and landed on one, bruising the bottom of my foot badly.

see those Puffs in the background? 4th time in 24 hours that canister had been knocked over. Finally gave in and swept them up and did away with them...
I haven’t, however, ended up with a little car tangled in my hair until today.
I kept saying “Luke, honey, quit tugging on my hair!” and then I passed by the mirror and realized that it was his car that was tugging on my hair. Awesome.
I love the little cars, though. Such boy things. Hours of fun. Inexpensive hours of fun. And they are not Legos…Praise God…please no one ever tell my sons about the joys of Legos or I will string you up by your toes and tickle you until you can’t TAKE it anymore. I know it’s like a right of passage for kids…but for now, we are sticking with the big blocks. So much easier to clean! And I will cut corners where I can.
Please do not feel sorry for my children-they are not deprived.
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On another note; thanks for your prayers after yesterday’s post! I wish I could tell you that the day went beautifully after that; there were beautiful moments, for sure. I made a batch of killer oatmeal cookies. I’ll share the recipe with you on the blog this week…if you are fond of crisp buttery goodness. But there were still some frustrating moments, too. Right now I stop and think, in the midst of insanity…”Won’t you laugh about this someday?” And if I WILL laugh about it…why not laugh about it in the moment? Sometimes it’s easier to do that than others.
I have to tell you; I have been craving a mexican taco bake thing for awhile, and decided to make a double batch to take some to my precious newborn momma friend. I made some amidst the wailing-like-I’m-gonna-die baby in the bouncer, popped both batches in the oven, and set the timer. Left the kitchen…and my boys were so loud that I did not hear the timer go off.
Y’all, I just don’t cook these days. I wait until Erick comes home, and he usually has at it; just being truthful. But I wanted him to come home to something warm and delicious, so I decided to soldier on and make it anyway…
So yep, when I finally remembered everything and dashed to the kitchen, the tops were nice and burnt. But I thought “Well, we can do burnt, but I’ll scrape the chips and cheese top off of our friends and redo”…so I sat theirs on the oven and went about my business, until 20 minutes later when I popped back in the kitchen to a smoking dish. Yes! I left it on a live burner. Burnt on the top and the bottom!
No Taco Bake, Allison. But you WILL get oatmeal cookies. And chili. It’s in the crockpot as I type.
Anyway, a few baby pee leaks and spit-up on clean sheets later, and I was ready for my bed. The boys wanted to give me a show, though, and it made my heart melt. This is so worth it. SO worth it.
And even though Luke gave me another run for my money last night, he was the ultimate charmer this morning.
Yes, he wore that onesie last night. And it’s 11 am and it’s drool covered and he’s still in it. Cutting corners again. For my sanity! {My dryer is BROKEN. And the hot water pipe in the bathroom leaks, and the roof has sprung another leak as well…but that is all neither here nor there. It’s ALL good.} All that to say; we will stay in the same clothes as long as possible. None of this fresh clothes every morning business until the dryer is fixed!
So soldier on, my sleep deprived, burnt meal, broken applianced, matchbox car injured mother-friends. Let’s just (try) and laugh through it together!




You’re are so much more amazing then I think even YOU know… I love you!
Love you too Care…and it’s GOD that is amazing. I’m completely sub-par without Him.
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I have to admit, for a split second I thought “Awww- no Legos?” Then I remembered what we did with ours (tucked away on a very high shelf where there are not seen nor thought of) and thought “Ah, smart Mama!” (;
Car in the hair!? HILARIOUS! I wish I could say I’ve never had a toy stuck in my hair- but alas, I have long hair & children.
No DRYER?!? Yeah, that is cause for wearing the same thing for a month if needed. What is wrong with it? Work you stupid dryer! If we lived closer I’d come get some clothes and wash/dry them for you! Frustration!
You sound just like I did when Roman was younger. It seemed like everything was constantly messy, showers were far too infrequent and sleep was nearly non-existent! But then, your youngest is suddenly 4 years old and you miss all those cuddles and him never wanting to be apart from you.
Just remember when condemnation comes, to recognize who it’s from (the bad guy
and tell it to take a hike! You’re a fabulous mother, a wonderful wife, a perfect daughter (God thinks so, and what He thinks, is) and a sweet friend.
As always, loved your post!
Haha Anna I figured many moms would be like “No LEGOS???” I’m all for the big chunky ones; just not the small ones for now! For as LONG as possible! And yeah, our dryer konked out on us but right after I posted, the new part came in. YAY! I have such a mountain of laundry! When able, I have been running wet loads over to mom and dad’s house, but wet laundry is heavy! And it’s just kind of a bother, so I figure I have a couple of days of catch up to do as soon as it’s working again.
I contemplated hanging them to dry, but it’s been really rainy here. And I just don’t have the minutes in my day to hang clothes, as crazy as that sounds!Thanks for saying “hey” on the blog; I love when you do!
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I’m sorry… but the car in the hair made me laugh out loud!!! As for legos! My brother used to have a bazillion legos and I ran accross a print on pinterest that said “I hope you step on a lego” and I laughed because those beasts are super painful to step on and when young boys have them they’re a CONSTANT MESS! All my friends remember the “Zach and his legos” days and related to the constantly stepping on them. Avoid as long as possible!!! haha Good luck, sista! Hope September comes quickly for ya so you can get that escape!!! <3 You're my hero! I know you probably have your days, but you really do seem to handle the stress like a pro. Love you!
The car made me laugh too…but I’ll take a car in my hair over spit-up any day! Ha!Love you too sis…praying that God will get you through the upcoming ADVENTURE-stress coming your way!
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You are amazing kiddo (especially with cars in your hair) and in the words of Jack (and TobyMac)
“Hey, Devil c’mon get your junk out of here, we don’t need you- WE DON’T NEED YOU!!!”
Love you!
P.S. I am curious…I assume that the ladder you referenced when you stepped on the car was Ry’s ladder to the top bunk… may I ask what you were doing up there anyway?
Jen,
I’m not the ‘only one’ in a love/hate relationship with her historical home and all its ‘character’. Don’t even ask.
I feel so much better after reading your posts!
I used to get centered during my daily walk/run…until that BEAST of the East, NJ Ground Hog on steroids attacked me! The Honey Badger doesn’t have anything on him.
I probably wouldn’t have noticed the hot wheels tangled in my hair until I was at the store.
Keep your chin up and hang in there, Mama!
Your Friend,
Deborah